K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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