Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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