this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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