That's intense
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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