I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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