I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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