Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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