I like to think it a success when the cops are called
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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