I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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