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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Redeem this text for a blowjob

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(207): View more from Maine

So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(971): View more from Oregon

You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.

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(773): View more from Illinois

So apparently I’m into choking now

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