Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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