the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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