he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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