At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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