so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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