Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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