I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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