grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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