Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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