love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All the doctor said was why
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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