on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
we should paint friendship bongs
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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