my vag is so smooth its legendary
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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