My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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