google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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