Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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