i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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