she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
