You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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