ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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