"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
This toilet bowl is my home.
Randomize
