READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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