How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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