i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
There r osticjed everywhere
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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