I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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