So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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