I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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