Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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