They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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