Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it's like iHOP with fire
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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