just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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