Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My pussy is not your playground.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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