And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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