i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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