whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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