Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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