Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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