Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
