What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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