Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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