sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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